Toby Keef

butt fuck it

[Toby Keef @tboner98]

Let's make it happen

[. @JordanCantHoop]

That bitch throwing up like that’s her special attack

[$ G @sznsam]

facebook be having me dead 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[The Social Introvert. 🇧🇿🏁 @EXZYDINERO]

These guys are the best lawyers of all time lol https://t.co/lloWMkn3K9

[Toby Keef @tboner98]

DA BEARS👀

[Bozy @BroazM]

We have a chicken at work and it loves attacking me when I let it out

[CJ. @williscj_]

after eatin a Nature Valley granola bar https://t.co/H6enLMU4Nv

[彡☆ @slutoIogy]

your vision when you have low iron and stand up too fast https://t.co/0sI3VTPTCZ

[Joshh . @Highly_SleptOn]

Someone tweeted “Imagine a country where a shoe ad is more controversial than a school shooting”

Yikes.

[macayler @makiiwi]

having sex at night is safer bc the sperm is asleep

[ˢᵏᶦⁿⁿʸ ˡᵉᵍᵉⁿᵈ ᶜᵒʷᵍᵃʸ ʸᵉᵉʰᵃʷ @fuckin_yeehaw]

whomst the fuck yee’d the haw

[christina trexler @xtinacomputes]

I never thought Wiz Khalifa’s lie detector test would be the purest form of entertainment

[father @father]

Girls out here shittin wit they panties on https://t.co/oTsUKDxeXG

[ѕαм ♡ @sxmmie]

day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl