TB

the B stands for BACK ON MY BULLLSHIT

[TB @tbouuu]

I know it’s been awhile X.. so this is just a reminder that I’m still hot & single❤️‍🔥

[ohh @ohhwade]

Longest 7 months of my life…..

[TB @tbouuu]

the gifts in question that I bought myself🤩

I mean, do you blame me?!

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bought 6 gifts, so naturally i had to buy myself 3 gifts. Its only fair😌

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realized my engine light was on at 8:30am, called my dad and he had if fixed by 10am…a true gent🥰🫶🏻

[TB @tbouuu]

what genre music do you like? well according to my spotify wrapped…Pink Pilates Princess Strut Pop💞🌷🩰💖

[TB @tbouuu]

the red flags were literally slapping me in the face last night, but good thing I’m color blind😎

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listening to @orvillepeck makes me want a mans😩

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I’m not sure whats worse, going to Pat O’s 2 days in a row or romanticizing the Canadian I briefly met at the bar🫢🤮

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rotting in bed till 1pm doom scrolling the hangxiety away🥰

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[TB @tbouuu]

and then after yanking the cops door open and confirming he was okay, I turn around and all my coworkers are there..I felt like I was in a dream FORREALLLL

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lowkey just rescued a cop from a car accident at 1am…this type of shit only happens to me🫢

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@standatman lol damn well happy bday big S! 🫶🏻

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alrighty, my morning tummy ache went away, time to be a bad bitch again💅🏻

[TB @tbouuu]

sabrina carpenter & jenna ortega kissing is exactly what the world needed 🥰

[TB @tbouuu]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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I may or may not have fell in the alligator infested water while trying to get my hook unstuck from a lily pad today🫢 #southerneasterthings

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If there’s one think i do know, it’s that Dr. Miami is messy and IM HERE FOR IT🤣

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Yes, Penis Enlargement surgery exists.