Tom (b) Reed

Obviously I am a potato and this is my podcast.

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

I have come to believe that every nonprofit receives a grant for a single kitchen sponge ever, and then they try to make that sponge last for the entire life of the organization. Please consider increasing your sponge capacity giving.

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@kistlerjay seems fair easy peasy!

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Death, taxes, and things you love eventually being ad-supported.

[Netflix @netflix]

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[Matthew A. Everett @MatthewAEverett]

#mnfringe Review: Erotica For Houseplants - @tbreed and his new 5 star Fringe show are both ridiculous and sexy; they'll show you a good time; if you want more reasons, here they are: https://t.co/kACju6Arkg

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Thank you Matthew!!

Four more performances!! 🪴❤️🐝🌳🌽🎉
https://t.co/NG4vLyZRuD

[Matthew A. Everett @MatthewAEverett]

#mnfringe Erotica For Houseplants: If @tbreed wants to read me naughty plant stories, sing some songs and imitate a bee, I’m down for that. Laughing for 50 minutes is good for the soul - 5 stars

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

My @mnfringe show this year is a profound LIFE-CHANGING work of art. Erotica for Houseplants is coming soon! It's going to be so weird and fun.

Tickets and info: https://t.co/NG4vLyZRuD

#mnfringe #houseplanterotica

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@whatchidid Suction cups!? Like the ones for taking dents out of cars?

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Context, but I doubt Matilda subscribes:
https://t.co/IuFdyvl7Ln

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

I have never felt more seen by a picture of a moose. What is HAPPENING!?

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

My name isn't Matilda, it's [moose sounds]!

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

I don't have SLEEVES!

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Christian Bale is Voldemort and the Hemsworths are the ripped Weasley twins and Taika is Luna? “Thor: Amortentia and Expecto Thunderum” yes please!!!!

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

The first look at Christian Bale as Gorr the God Butcher in #ThorLoveandThunder https://t.co/LWb0OxZqTK

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Backwards, in heels, and IN LABOR

[KSTP @KSTP]

DFL Senate candidate Erin Maye Quade is attracting attention for pushing through a convention speech this weekend while experiencing labor contractions.
https://t.co/c9WhJH3blA

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Back to Ello, I guess?

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Is the @Delta announcement a new generation’s “Mission Accomplished” banner? Congrats everyone we did not do this yet or maybe ever

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@mind__grapes 😂

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@reblavoie Three!? Luxury. We've been all spoons since the recession.

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

Update — it is the same sponge. Every org is sharing just one kitchen sponge. Please give now

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

I have come to believe that every nonprofit receives a grant for a single kitchen sponge ever, and then they try to make that sponge last for the entire life of the organization. Please consider increasing your sponge capacity giving.

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@KatKleingartner @hugetheater Oops didn’t mean to get sponge HR involved

[Tom (b) Reed @tbreed]

@hugetheater Spongey needs a break! And a bath!!