The Armoured Bible Relogicked!

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"Um... he didn't shake the bottle of cum in order to evenly distribute the cum chunks. We've already talked about this." -@PapaBirdJake

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"This better be good or I'm going to jump." -@Hugoreloaded

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"We're hanging out right now!" -@PapaBirdJake
"I might be having a stroke." -@Hugoreloaded

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“The government is going to plant drugs on you after your husband gets stabbed in the heart. You’re fucked, the anti-Christ is coming, you better be on Jesus’s side.” -@Hugoreloaded

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“I think we’re gunna poop together.” -@PapaBirdJake

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"In fairness, she couldn't even throw stones properly; I don't trust her opinion on religion." -@Hugoreloaded

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"That would be a really funny show. Hitler trying not to be Hitler." -@PapaBirdJake

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"The first person I'm going to disappear is @PapaBirdJake, because frankly, the world is better off. You're welcome." -@Hugoreloaded

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"He's got all sorts of bloody buttholes." -@PapaBirdJake

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"Oh god, look at that one! They did the John Travolta move... still gunna get laid, though." -@Hugoreloaded

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"Yes, ma'am, we have him in custody. Mullet and all." -@PapaBirdJake

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"It's nice that they waited until her thirties to send her to college." -@Hugoreloaded

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"Why is your face covered in your own semen?" -@Logicked
"Did someone pickle your hair?" -@PapaBirdJake

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"It ate a face that I had in my apartment and it wasn't cool." -@Hugoreloaded

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"You should beat the shit out of dumb people?" -@PapaBirdJake

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"If I'm wrong, I'll drink a big ol' glass of dad cum. Anyone's dad." -@Hugoreloaded

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"Does this tan suit/mustache combo make it look like I want to motorboat your abnormally smooth man-chest?" -@PapaBirdJake

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"I was trying to get the ambiguous gendered one to touch my old man bits." -@Hugoreloaded

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“That’s a weird meme; the millennials craving the void.” -@PapaBirdJake

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“We cannot stifle this man’s brows! We can tell this is 90% of his expressiveness. They need to be free!” -@Hugoreloaded