Tiffany Schmidt

Bicycle commuter, animal lover, software engineer. Originally from a rural remote town in MT still trying to get used to life in Silicon Valley

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

Does anyone else remember all those people submitting selfies to that app that would show how they would look when they were old? Little did they know it was just aging them through 2020.

[Bay Football Club @wearebayfc]

The fight is not over. 💬

#BayFC Defender Emily Menges shares her thoughts on #EqualPayDay.

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

OMG FedEx sucks so much! There's the delivery driver leaving a "signature required" package on the "No packages here" sign right on the front steps (no one signed for it).

[Scott Galloway @profgalloway]

Has Biden tried tossing paper towels?

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@eBikeChick Apparently the child died. Horrible that children can't even cross the street to their school with an adult in the crosswalk without being murdered by someone in a steel cage.

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@schmangee My neighborhood has always been fairly pedestrian friendly, but getting better this year. "Bulb-outs" at intersections, walk signals give pedestrians a head start. Feels safer than when I moved here 11 years ago

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@SandhyaABC7 @BigTPopo1 Is there concern of lightning? I remember lightning starting so many wildfires they were named complexes when the 2020 remnants hit

[Rani Molla @ranimolla]

“What’s your 2023 budget for union busting?” — #codecon audience question for @Amazon CEO Andy Jassy about @amazonlabor

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@flexalert You're welcome! - My Dead Central A/C

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@SanJoseDOT 's Vision Zero: close the Guadalupe Trail under 101 crossing, close the bike lane on Airport Blvd crossing 101, put a traffic sign in the N 1st bike lane. Is Vision Zero actually Zero make it to work safely?

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

Felt like I had multiple personalities cleaning up the dead possum behind my garage. The front half of possums are adorable, back half a disgusting oversized rat. Thinking "oh you poor thing, ew you're disgusting, you poor baby, you're gross"

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@theHONYOCKER My favorite is the "Share the Road" sign blocking the full bike lane

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@rabelsen @Nancy__Dillon I was just about to reply with the same thought. She could save more than one life depending on how all of her organs were functioning.

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

Of course my management would serve Chick-fil-A breakfast burritos. I didn't even know you could purchase hate 3 times per day.

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

Why are you, as a friend, calling me on my phone

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

Nice to see @CaltransD4 has a Bike Plan to prioritize improvements for a bicycle network then has their driver (license plate 1497806) emphasize the need for better safety by driving in the bike lane half a block at 831 on Hedding & 1st. Pounding on his vehicle didn't wake him up

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Funny. @SenToomey never called for spending caps on the war…only on the health care for veterans sickened by said wars. Interesting priorities. #PassthePactact

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

Sometimes when I put stuff away I think to myself "I'm never going to see this again," and I'm usually right. I sure miss my phone charger!

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@schmangee Though I had gotten upgraded to first class that flight and sort of wonder if I'm among the first Americans to fly first class then take public transportation home. 😁

[Tiffany Schmidt @tbschmidt1]

@schmangee I used transit over Lyft Saturday night. It was a 13 minute wait, plus 10 minute drive from the airport. Transit got me home in about the same amount of time for less than 1/10 the price. Forget saving money by not drinking expensive coffee, save money by taking transit.