All this discourse about MLB attendance on this app the past few days.
Let me show you ~100 sickos standing out in the pouring rain 2 hours away from first pitch ready to cheer on their team.
These are my type of people 🫡
The year is 2040. 64 teams make the CFP. The entire SEC gets an autobid. The committee leaves out 12-1 JMU for 4-8 Purdue. You cant complain cause Flock owns everything. Notre Dame misses the playoffs and opts to not play in the Palantir Bowl sponsored by Kalshi. Life is good.
DIVISION LEAD ERASED. 2-0 SERIES DEFICIT ERASED. THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE HEADED TO FLORIDA AND WE'RE LOVING EVERY GODDAMN SECOND. BUILD JOSE RAMIREZ STATUE AT EVERY STREET CORNER IN CLEVELAND. GAVIN WILLIAMS MELT MACHINE. ONTO THE ALCS LFG EAT SHIT _W1LL_ LMAO #GuardsWinHive
MLB: We’re the oldest sports league in history. Fandom is passed down through generations like an heirloom. People can live their entire lives and only see their team in the playoffs a few times. There is such magnitude here. Also if you work at 1 pm on a Tuesday you’ll miss it
THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE INEVITABLE. FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW, GIVE US THE GODDAMN CENTRAL DIVISION. CINEMA. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE AT ALL 9 POSITIONS ON THE FIELD. REST OF THE CENTRAL REST IN PISS GUYS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAANG #GuardsWinHive
Guerrilla artists VJayBombs are putting up projections of Ed Sheeran giving massages to Zionist billionaire Robert Kraft in Los Angeles. Ed is about to find out that the streets and the people are with Palestine!
THE CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE BACK ATOP THE CENTRAL DIVISION. BUILD ROCCHIO STATUE DIRECTLY ON PITCHERS MOUND NOW. DEMON PETEY HALPIN FROM THE ABSOLUTE GALLOWS LMAOOOOOO THE MARCH TO OCTOBER RACES ON AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE THE GODDAMN CLEVELAND GUARDIANS #GuardsWinHive