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down bad 🤝

[Elderflower_sickness @tommy_flowerz]

@dietcoke4evaaaa public execution to remind the other fruits to stay in line

[jame @kloogans]

if you smoked too much or took too many edibles keep reading! everybody else keep scrolling

here's 5 things to focus on that will GUARANTEE to calm you down 👇

[𐕣 @dveules]

get off the stairmaster if you’re a man i’m irritated as fuck

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

in grade school when we learned about sex everyone was so disgusted w it and our teacher was like “guess how you got here? Your parents had sex” and all the kids were like “ewww” and I was like “I think it’s sweet” and I got bullied for the next 3 years for being a #real lover

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

so i've been thinking, and after making up a bunch of stuff in my head i don't think we should talk anymore

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I really want a boyfriend right now (my trash needs to be taken out)

[just a @F466OT]

So grateful to know the joys of putting on a tank top, ordering three vodka sodas, and jumping up and down with 6 gay guys late into the night

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

When I’m at the afters asking how much their mortgage is just take me home fr

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

two options every night and it’s so beautiful

[s @escap1ngirls]

pretty privilege is overstated extrovert privilege is the real deal

[A @seattleiminyou]

The week before your period when you build a rico case on everyone you know

[Susa 𓇢𓆸 @prinkasusa]

if you choose A WORKING WOMAN, you must accept that she CANNOT manage a house full time by herself. if you choose A HOUSEWIFE who can take care of and manage the household completely, you need to accept that she DOES NOT MAKE MONEY and you will have to provide for everything. if you choose a SUBMISSIVE WOMAN, you should accept that she DEPENDS on you to lead. if you choose to be with a STRONG WOMAN, you should accept that she is STUBBORN and has her own thoughts and ways

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

I hate to say it but she’s going to get married, have kids and live a normal life. Everyone wants to believe that if a woman whores around too much there will be some righteous hand of justice and retribution coming down on her but most of them will live a fine life on Earth and incels deeply resent this fact.

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[ً @cryst6ls]

my opps nonbinary the way they think they them

[🍥 @planarcadia]

in light of recent events

[jan🦇 @janepire]

Hurts to see someone else living your dream

[lito (shadows #1 fan) @AbiChittin]

Me in Trader Joe’s on a Sunday trying to get to the butternut squash Mac and cheese