Russel Burkholder

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Only in it for the sluts n slugs 🚘

[s..s..send..h..h..hhelp @BIindPumber]

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retweet in 5 seconds and 2019 will be the best year you will ever have.

[Neeks @NeeksQuamina]

5 years ago today I asked my Twitter crush out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me.

She said no, both times, so here's a random couple from Google...

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

We all have emotions, I chose not to show them

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Thanks you gentlemen. #Heroes

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Ever have a fuck my life day? Yeah here it is

[P. Hitchens @PetraHitchens]

THIS GAVE ME HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE WTF?
🏃🏽‍♀️🔥🐍

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

@robaughk1515 100% you

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

*tryin to sneak into the house @ 3 am*

the door:

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

I'd stop the world for you, but then we would all be dead...

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

@robaughk1515 I mean the wagon version is only way to make it better

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

@quxxnrxxta @SarahGarvin3 Go home

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

@quxxnrxxta Stfu go home

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Savage

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Anybody have any relatives that work at Baker Hughes. I start Monday and don't know a soul

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Dayum 😈

[Russel Burkholder @tburkholder99]

Y'all need some ambition in your life

[amelka 🌸 @addreyy]

Rt for good luck 🍀🍀🍀