Taylor

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

finally a candidate I can get behind

[Nicole J @kneecoli]

My acne coming in after the slightest bit of stress

[erica @agustxdaeng]

today is a very important day
you are not alone, there is always hope

#WorldSuicidePreventionDay

[𝐤𝐲 ☆ @S4GITTERRORIST]

i ain’t watched an episode of this dragon incest show a day in my life but that’s my bitch

[samantha @milkygoddess]

if u haven’t called me cute yet today.... i just want u to sit back n think about what u have done

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

what can a man do for me that 800 mg of ibuprofen can’t

[adam @brokeangeI]

idc what webMD says my headaches are caused by men and that’s that

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Dating me would be so fun you’d wake up and be like what’d you do last night & id be like I was harassing a 40-year-old anti vaxxer named Karen online till 3 am & you’d be like aw

[Taylor @tbw_13]

When people ask me what I made on my nursing exam:

[Lin. 🌹 @Linnzo_]

no man has all 5:

1. some damn sense

I would list the other 4 but I know I just eliminated all of y’all with #1 so I’m done here.

[Austin @austinpinkston_]

i skip instagram stories too fast i accidentally vote on things so i’m sorry if i called your dog ugly

[relatable @byreIatable]

Is it too late to drop a class?

[kate @ktfender10]

My boyfriend when I drive

[claire rollins @claire__rollins]

meeting with your advisor to discuss classes for next semester

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

.@BrianKempGA ran a great race in Georgia – he won. It is time to move on!

[Trevor Norris @trevor_norris0]

I hope y’all know I’m never letting you forget y’all used to rock these