TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”
DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”
Jaylen Brown talked his shit to Brunson telling Brunson he stole the Eastern Conference player of the month award that should’ve gone to him, then went salsa dancing with fine ass Victoria Monet, then hung 50 on the Clips at their place. He’s on a run I fear.
not to sound like one of those gifted kid burnout hacks, but it really is incredible that i used to manage two competitive sports and a full AP course load in high school and now i require stimulants to respond to texts
easiest episode ever
1) larry thinks game is over and leaves to get something to eat
2) hurries back to seat in final minute
3) rushes eating his food
4) chokes
5) grabs neck
6) suz yells at him to cut it out, u cant make that sign here
7) haliburton sees it
8) haliburton choke
I’m going to sleep thinking about JT’s first game back. That first terrible pullup 3 is gonna clank off the side of the rim so good. I miss him already.