Tayyyyy

• mama bear & pizza enthusiast • sucker for a good vanilla chai & dad jokes •

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Buddy the Elf what’s your favorite color?

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Izzy singing You are my Sunshine to her newborn brother is a memory I hope replays when I die

[El Jefe @TRAPstarDevers]

Life is good. Life is so good right now.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

When it’s finally bright outside after leaving work

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

milngc (man I love nerds gummy clusters)

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Someone said idolizing Trump is like thinking the stripper actually likes you

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

I miss Christmas tree shops, Amy Winehouse and Pizza Hut… life seemed so simple then

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

I have a nursing degree but sometimes I have no clue what temperature to use to defrost my car windows

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

I just know that a hot medium fry and a large crispy Diet Coke from @McDonalds can heal me

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

the Netflix documentary Unknown number is the most disturbing wild thing I’ve watched in a while

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Taylor Swift is engaged… that is all :)

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

We are so close to the snack wrap coming back did we really have to start WW3

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Goodmorning my 10 year old asked me what it was like living in the 1900s :)

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Sorry son, I spent your inheritance on blind boxes

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

You don’t have to worry about me cheating, you have to worry I’m gonna call you at the worst time to tell you I ran out of gas in my car

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Bagel Sandwiches 🤝 Me

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

99.9% of my problems can usually be solved by a crispy diet coke

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

god bless the girl who breaks my sons heart

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

could really go for $10,000 and a sunburn rn

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

Happy New Year. Starting off 2025 with a John Wick Marathon and staying in pjs all day :)

[Tayyyyy @tcalce]

#TwitterAnniversary