Boozy NoBody

In a former life twas an award winning auteur. Now I have to outwit a roomba. I've been stolen and returned, mostly. I am an unfunny parody account in limbo.

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

The Mike Flynn transition timeline👇 Includes the 18 days the WH "knew" about the lying & still kept Flynn active w/o restrictions as the National Security Advisor.
Coincidentally that 18 days was a reprieve from those fatal bouts of Russian diplo flu.

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

Same Fourth estate that rakes hard working President Biden over coals for flubs bends over backwards trying to Maggie-splain why Trump is talking about Hannibal Lector.

Cognitive decline, nothing real to say, or open code words. Why doesn't someone just call Sean Hannity?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They hate when I use Dr. Hannibal Lector The late great Hannibal Lector.

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

Trump is a Russian host - here he is in May 2017, hosting Russian shambassadors in the Oval with only RU press attending. Here Trump celebrates firing FBI Dir Comey (on Russian V day) by becoming the pasty white middle of a Russian spy handler sandwich. Also Ailes, Smith...

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

@atrupar Speaking of candidates who advocate men beating women, is it true that Donald Trump's first wife, Ivana, currently Bedminster's 19th hole, accused Trump of raping and beating her in her sworn divorce deposition? Per citing of Hurt's Lost Tycoon in New Yorker

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

Trump is a Russian solicitor - here's Trump in 2016 plein air proffering a hostile foreign adversary, goading them to target Americans. Russian Intelligence obliges within hours. #TrumpIsACoward #TrumpIsWeirdAF

[WarshipCam @WarshipCam]

HMS Prince of Wales (R09) Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carrier inbound to Glenmallon - August 4, 2024 #hmsprinceofwales #r09

SRC: TW-@MichaelJWC626

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

I don't think VP Harris is coming for my freezer - signed meat lovers for Harris.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

JD Vance on VP Kamala Harris: "She wants to take away your gas stoves. She even wants to take away your ability to eat red meat." @atrupar

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

As Former President Jimmy Carter approaches 100 years old, he told his family this week that his goal is to “make it to vote for Kamala Harris” for President. I couldn’t love this amazing man any more than I already do. 💙🙏

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

If you add gin this would be my origin story

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1982 a zookeeper at the Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka prefecture accidentally discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot springs, was born

[📹 nakprstaff]

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

Good excuse for a road trip apart from seeing more of our beautiful country.

[Jenny Sauer-Schmidgall @TheWittyFarmer]

Here it is…Wangus!

One of my really great cattle friends, @coleman_peanut out in the state of Virginia, we crossed the black Angus with American Wagyu, and here are the results!

We are seeing how this sells in the store, and go from there. 😉

Eat Local. Eat Fresh. 🥩

#agtwitter #beef #moo #wagyu #farmerowned

[David Fahrenthold @Fahrenthold]

On Trump’s *first night* as an ex-president, his family was already turning their Secret Service protection into private revenue — by going to their properties, and charging agents to follow.

Trump went to Mar-a-Lago. Ivanka and family went to Bedminster. Taxpayers paid both.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Status of the Trump-Vance campaign right now

[Laurence Tribe 🇺🇦 ⚖️ @tribelaw]

Already our greatest modern president, @JoeBiden earns our gratitude yet again by calling for these essential reforms to #SCOTUS — and by moving to heal the wound this rogue Court inflicted on our Constitution when it put the presidency above the law.
https://t.co/L3TmixM3Qn

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

🚨🚨 The Jan. 6 security tapes have a big surprise.
There is video of attorney Ken Chesebro & Trump campaign aide G. Michael Brown handing off fake GOP elector documents (from Wisconsin & Michigan) to aides of Rep. Mike Kelly R-PA - on Jan. 5. 🧵

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

Remember #Rosneft19

[Monty Boa @MontyBoa99]

The Maduro regime pillaged $300B of the Venezuela's nat'l oil company PDVSA's funds and purged 1,000's of workers. Through the loss of expertise & mismanagement, it's now a wreck.
But Russia owns a ~50% stake in PDVSA and is a loyal Maduro ally.
Expect Russian troops.

[Boozy NoBody @tcapotesashes]

As the late great Hannibal Lecter warned us "Donald Trump wants to have you for dinner."

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says he sabotaged the bipartisan deal to secure the border because “it made it much better for the opposing side”

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

5/ Maduro still did his best to rig the election, but Edmundo Gonzalez and the Unitary Platform galvanized the country. This would not have happened without Biden's moves to set in motion the election and the unification of the opposition.

[Peanut Coleman @coleman_peanut]

Time to light the fire

[GCHQ @GCHQ]

A large proportion of our workforce is based at our headquarters in Cheltenham.

A well-known Gloucestershire landmark, our HQ is known affectionately as the Doughnut and it’s been the home of our mission since 2003.

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/gNtnul5cLP

[Lieutenant Columbo @columbophile]

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