taylor carr

cold hearted adventure bitch

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@Wendys can I get a birthday yeehaw for my brother-in-law @bigredcincy

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre Where u going I will chat w/ him

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre Beans

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre You cancelled bean club

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

“Pachelbel Canon in D is not appropriate here. Can we get some Joy to the World, for Christ’s sake?!”

#carrthanksgiving2022

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

“If you need to get into the ER quickly just walk in with a paper towel and tell them there’s a body part in it. They’ll take you right back”

#carrthanksgiving2022

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

“So have you heard the term NUT UP?”

#carrthanksgiving2022

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre Solidarity sister

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre Ahh, you’re here ‘til the very end, huh?

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@nytimesmusic Ticketmaster, you underestimated our* power.

*girls who cry in the shower to Nothing New (Taylor’s Version)

[Dr. Hardbody @JackInnanen]

my uber driver said he can pick us up if your uber driver drops us off

[succession script bot @succscript]

Mondale's not well. Mondale's unsettled.

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

This weekend, men all over the world will be held accountable for things Jake Gyllenhaal did ten years ago.

[rachel @rachelmillman]

holy ground still goes!!!!! bitch!

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

A beautiful evening of Doc Martens and @phoebe_bridgers

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@amydearborn @RenttheRunway That’s insane! I just paid $140 to have it one day shipped from my house to my event. They’re reimbursing me for $20… 🙃

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre I’m Karl’s sandwich

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre @catrocketship Ayeeeee! Killer piece!

[taylor carr @tcarrwreck]

@hors_doeuvre It’s been a Reputation summer for me