Carty

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[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking die

[danny @myololv]

“Hold it down twin” the cia put something on the grill when this released

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Wait yall off tomorrow????

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você acorda de madrugada e a primeira coisa que faz é pegar o celular pra ver que horas são

[evil tate vinyl figure @syringesylum]

Life is so bad im genuinely looking like this anywhere i go

[VIN @rvinjayx_]

2 months Before CHRISTMAS and my only wish is to become financially blessed, healthy and genuinely happy.

[miya @miyarah_]

así se siente cuando sales del cine y ya es de noche y todo parece irreal

[NeoGameSpark @NeoGameSpark]

Still one of the funniest things I’ve seen.

[TY☀️ @TylerSneed18]

“Just throw the ball man” and the look after by Jameis😭😭

[Jim Rosati 🏴‍☠️ @northsiden0tch]

Jayden Daniels ensuring no one can win in week 5 out of respect for Jayden Daniels.

[‏ًً @enletritas]

“hola tía, bien y usted?”

[ISK @IyegereS]

The only child star who grew up to be a normal adult

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando hago clic en "confirmar pago" y me quitan el dinero

[Greg Vorse @GregVorse]

MHJ can't even get proper separation from the Cardinals.

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Getting called a retard by batman on fortnite and then getting called a liar in school the next day because no one believes you

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a deal to trade WR Marvin Harrison, sources tell me and @RapSheet.

The team informed Harrison this morning that he will be inactive for Sunday’s game vs Detroit as details of the trade are finalized.

[Reed “The Pecker” Thompson @Reedflexalot]

Said “lowkey” in my interview

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

saying aw hell nah to literally everything that happens in a horror movie