Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever

Autodidact, polymath wannabe, raconteur, cinephile,bon vivant and all around okay joe.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@matthewschmitz Were you drunk when you wrote this, or just delusional, Mr. Public Pseudo Intellectual?

While you're at it, Kanye West: paragon of tolerance or just misunderstood?

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@matthewschmitz @nytimes Congratulations, Matthew! You've written what has to be the most wrongheaded opinion piece from maybe the last decade. Could you please next do a piece on the underappreciated architectural stylings of Albert Speer, or the misunderstood cinema of Leni Riefenstahl?

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@SpeakerJohnson Delusional hypocrite who thinks he's Moses has thoughts.

Hey Mike, when did you stop following Jesus and start worshipping Hitler quoting, 2x divorced serial liars who loooove them some Vladimir Putin?

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@SpeakerJohnson For a man who wears his piety on his sleeve, you love to "bear false witness".

You're a frakking hypocrite, Taliban Mike.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@SpeakerJohnson If I'm not an evangelical or a Christian the way you define it, am I going to Hell? Are the Jews killed by Hamas in Hell now?

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@GOP @RepMikeJohnson Taliban Mike will no doubt take his cues from an old Bob Dylan lyric: "Everybody must get stoned." And no, not cannabis but old school, Leviticus style "stoned".

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@OK_Dumbass @RonDeSantis I'm a little surprised he didn't blame it all on "woke".

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@MonicaCrowley When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, who love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on street corners so that others may see them...But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret.
- Matthew 6:5-6

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@HouseGOP @RepStefanik Ladies and gentlemen, behold a woman who sold her soul at closeout prices.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@HouseGOP @SteveScalise @RepMikeJohnson Hell is empty, all the devils are here.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@GOP 2/ If he believes in personal freedom, why does the Speaker want to police bedrooms? Also, how does our moralist in chief feel about a 10 year old rape victim who was impregnated by her attacker? Force her to carry her pregnancy to term?

Sorry, Taliban Mike, this ain't Gilead.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@GOP Does the Speaker believe in constitutional principles like free exercise or religion for everyone (not just evangelical Christians)? Are atheists entitled to full citizenship rights? Does he believe Jews are destined for Hell if they don't sign on to his religion? 1/

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@GOP Theocratic.

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@nathaliejacoby1 Taliban.

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@HouseGOP @RepMikeJohnson Taliban Mike. One of those "red letter 'Christians'" who owns a Bible with red letters they gleefully skip over. Doesn't believe in democracy unless his side wins, either.

[Theodoric of York Medieval Whatever @TCavender77]

@DeSantisWarRoom Burn any good books or crosses lately?

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@JohnnyBuschi @DavidShuster @LongIslandAudit Even if Sean is a "real journalist" (Sean, get yr tux ready for the Pulitzer ceremony next May!), his conduct was that of - what's the technical term - Oh yeah, an *unprofessional* asshole!

Plenty of editors wld have fired him for this. Others wld have suspended him.

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@DavidShuster @LongIslandAudit 3/ Sean was a complete piece de merde (pardon mon francais) for treating her the way he did.

I know Sean's dreamy and all that, but Dave, you used to be a real journalist. You know pulling a stunt like this was extremely unprofessional and a jackass move.

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@DavidShuster @LongIslandAudit 2/ have handled this?

It doesn't matter if Patrick Ryder is the second coming of Rosemary's Baby and the love child of Hitler and Stalin, the only thing Mrs Ryder is credible accused of is picking a bad husband.

Whatever you think of Mr Ryder, and I don't think much of him,