The Phil

‘The world's oldest student society’, as well as the largest in Trinity College, Dublin. Leaders in debate and public discourse.

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THIS HOUSE WOULD WAIT FOR MARRIAGE (WITH DU PLAYERS) STARTING NOW IN CHAMBER

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seeping* ffs

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“We can’t stop it from deeping through the holes … that’s how a lot of you were conceived”

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“then an angel turned up, has that ever happened to you guys?”

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This house would ban surrogacy on right now!

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THB THE STUDENT UNION DOESN’T REPRESENT ITS MEMBERS ON NOW GET OVER HERE

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@LindaDoyle @tcddublin @tcdglobal @tcdalumni @GaeloifigTCD @TCDChineseSoc @denny_eleanor @BernieSanders We were delighted to present Bernie Sanders with an Honorary Patronage! Here’s to many more interesting and exciting guests to come!

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Somewhere along the way prop had a speech idk

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“Let yourself be devoured by love” you know who did it

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“Guys I want my lover to acknowledge my flaws” - Opp 2, notably a big fan of cannibalism

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“Love is all consuming” opp (cannibal) again

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“All my besties keep saying ‘I’m sure he looks better in person’… I have to prove that love is blind or otherwise I just look stupid” - a rather desperate Prop

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“Is love blind or am I having bouts of delusion⁉️⁉️” - Opp

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“My girlfriend wouldn’t accept my Blackrock College Ring for a proposal” - Prop and (shocker) Blackrock College grad

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THB LOVE IS BLIND IS HERE RIGHT NOWWWW

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“We can’t do the world without borders” - opp

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(Oxford opp, three Rwanda jokes late): “I want to clarify that none of us are English”

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“The only thing harder than getting into Oxford, is getting into Trinity [waheys from the crowd]” - Prop

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THW ABOLISH ALL BORDERS IS UNDERWAY

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“My personal experience is Killian’s mother”