Timbo Slice

“Be groovy or leave, man.”

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

🙏🏻

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

I can’t just tell a story.
I have to blow it out of proportion.

“Yeah I went and got some milk.”
No...
You’re about to hear about how I ended up on a movie set with Tom Cruise and we hijacked a plane to Egypt where I milked a sacred cow at the mount of the great pyramids.

[Tua. T 🇦🇸 @Tua]

Idc who’s on the cover. Just bring it back pls @EASPORTS

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

@Emilyyxoxo Clearly by my tweet I’ve made it into this California king....

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

You ever get in bed and you immediately lay down in the perfect position?... The pillows are right, the temperature is right, everything is just right?...
This is it lord, I’m ready to go home.

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

Studies have shown that it do be like that sometimes...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

If @Tuaamann_ got to show out a full game the heisman would be wrapped up!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Wife material. Merica.

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

Me and my boys getting ready for the game like:

#rolltide

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

We’ve got a cat fight on our hands!
#LSUvsAUB

[Katlego Mokgama @katlegomokgama]

Eminem walking outta the studio after releasing #KILLSHOT

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

Dream job:

To be the camera man at every college football game catching people in their most real and raw moments...

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

Stevie Wonder to attempt the extra point...
#rolltide

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Dear Lord, give us back Burt Reynolds and we’ll give you all the Kardashians. Merica.

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

As risky as it may be... yelling “Do it for state!” Is gonna up the chances of it happening by 1000%. Facts
#difs

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

“I’ma do my thing until the day the reaper come for me. You can keep on grillin’, I’ma smile back.” – Mac Miller

Rip Legend

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

Me: I’ll never buy nike!

Nike: Guess again...

Me: ... Why you gotta bring my childhood into this man?!

[Complex Bets @ComplexBets]

Nike is bringing back the very first Shox sneaker: https://t.co/6vRFQqXjOZ (via @py_rates)

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

You think I’m gonna just throw money at some college football parlay card?...
That is virtually impossible to win?!!

*pulls out wallet*

[Timbo Slice @tceason]

It should be illegal to have to get up at 4 am