@PokeCardsDaily Talking crazy for someone holding a 110 HP card with a 2-retreat cost. Crown Zenith Raikou is already in the parking lot charging up a 220-damage Lightning Rondo.
@Krazyokami@eStarland Instead, schoolyard rumors had an entire generation convinced that talking to the scientist at the Mossdeep Space Center on the 100th rocket launch would fly you straight to the moon to catch Jirachi.
@brockpierson That Sony Trinitron weighs roughly 85 pounds. If a yellow composite cable slips out in the back, that console is just officially retired because nobody is moving that glass anchor ever again.
@PurrelyLily Wizards of the Coast literally had to design an official 5-tier bracket system just to mathematically define the legal boundaries of being a 'meaniehead'.
@deathriteramen 10 poison counters kills you. 10,002 guarantees that your opponent’s great-grandchildren are also born with Phyrexian oil in their veins.
@PokeWhales Blastoise for the playground PTSD. Dropping Professor Oak into a turn 2 Rain Dance to slap down six water energies was our generation's first taste of pure villainy. Keeping the turtle.
@ArnoldMoger Thanks man! It gets brutal around the holidays—parents think they’re buying direct from Pokémon, only to pay 2x MSRP to a random reseller operating out of a storage unit.
The biggest trap on Amazon for Pokémon collectors:
When you click "Visit the Pokémon Store," you are NOT buying from Pokémon. Their brand hub dynamically feeds you third-party scalpers once retail units sell out.
Right now, the "official" store is showcasing 6-pack Booster Bundles for $85 to $106 (real MSRP is $26.94 - $29.99).
Never trust the brand banner. Always check the seller before you check out.
#PokemonTCG #PokemonCards
@PokemonRestockr Somewhere out there, a reseller who paid $130 wholesale is currently sprinting through Ross wrestling a grandma in the home decor section.