Christian Harris

Food, Music, and Laughter are life's 3 most important things.

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Well at least Passed one class this semester. Wow. #collegelife #tryhardernextsemester

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Well I guess it's time for bed now that I've went through my twitter, instagram, facebook, and yikyak feed for the last 4 hours #wth #nolife

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

I've pooped like 15 times in 24 hours with no laxatives. Am I dying? #help

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

So the people at this table beside us are packed in like a can of biscuits. Eat up peeps. #youhavreachedyourelevatorweighgcapacity

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

The only reason I'm up is because there is a peice of clothing in the washer that I wanna wear tomorrow that needs drying. #hardlife #tired

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

How would ever be able to text efficiently without thumbs. #soimportant

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

For @DuckDynastyAE it's: NOSHAVENOVEMBER
DONTSHAVEDECEMBER
JACKEDTHERAZORJANUARY
FACIALHAIRFEBRUARY
MOUSTACHEMARCH
ALOTOFHAIRAPRIL
#LOVEYALL

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

@KerstonH um. Don't lie to yourself

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

@KerstonH omg. 5 hours and 26 min. Until HUNGER GAMES!!!

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

All these people posting tbt pics from highschool. And I'm like... um I don't have any pics, I actually studied. #notime #nolife

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

@KerstonH I see, I see. 🍗🍟

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

@KerstonH do you want zaxbys? Lol. 😂😂😂

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

You know your farts stink when you gag on them. #nastygas

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

When you notice that little peice of pinestraw caught in your windshield wipers while you're driving. #drivemecrazy #flappinginthewind

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Sitting here at this pizza place called crust... and I hear from the kitchen, "does the meatball get dusted?" #wth #howoldarethoseballs

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Can't even get into my own house because the roomate locked the screen door. And she's asleep. #thankyou #coldestdayoftheseason

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Game night tomorrow with 3 lesbians, a gay guy, and........ well I'm not sure what she is. #roomieconvos #wearefunnyandweknowit

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

Laying in scalding hot water and still freezing. #imightbesick #almostboiling #steam

[Christian Harris @tcharris_719]

"How did you sleep?" "I slept good." "did you, or did you sleep well?" #sogramatical #sorrynotsorry #isleptWELL