Teresa

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@alisha_dziarski "...17 locations in the soil and walls w/ faint etches of Steve Job's face." #idunderlinethat 😂🍎

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@sonia3ruiz "some call it 'normal talking.' We call it 'inceptionyng.' With a 'y.'" #idunderlinethat 😂

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@shelbsred "or the black hole with eyeballs suddenly gets smaller or the bathrobe stops chasing the woman around." #1dunderlinethat #snaps

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@WillR56 "if u drop this class, youll have done the same thing as 545 of ur classmates! Dont give in to peer pressure!" #1team1dream1liners

[Teresa @tchen1997]

"I knew we had chemistry, ORGANIC chemistry, together; my stick was meant for her ball." @zw2140501072 #idunerlinethat 😂😂😂

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@imuruguayanbro "take a picture of their youngest child & include it in your final paper...🙂" #idunerlinethat (and def trying that too!)

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@DaveyProctor "our relationship has been intimately physical, like when we were connected by an umbilical cord." #1team1dream1liners 😂

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@deannantiao "the Kardashians all do this; do you really think their jawline naturally looks that great?" #idunderlinethat

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@deannantiao "sorry i dont think jm supposed to laugh at my own jokes" AHA #1team1dreaminers

[Teresa @tchen1997]

@DeanXin #idunderlinethat "my friends are at the same table watching Netflix. I make a mental note to find out what classes in..."

[Teresa @tchen1997]

I am the 30144th person in line. #SPRZNY LUCKY UNIQLO LINE https://t.co/zLO4bpL3kC

[Teresa @tchen1997]

I am the 30136th person in line. #SPRZNY LUCKY UNIQLO LINE https://t.co/zLO4bpL3kC

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I just want a 6 month holiday, twice a year. that's all I ask.

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I feel sorry for the person who has to write the "Terms and Conditions", When will they realize no one reads that shit.

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Dear YouTube, Please take off the ads, Those 30 Seconds feel like forever. Sincerely, Everyone.

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Sitting in a movie theater, saying "We need to see that!" after every trailer.

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Playing random notes on the piano, and they actually end up sounding good.

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"Just go ask them!" "Okay but can you come with me?"

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I hate when your seatbelt randomly locks and you can't move.

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Calling your best friend after something crazy happens.