jeff b

makes phones work, listens to your kind of music, thinks he's funny.

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@mrmattwalsh are they from a better version of philadelphia, somehow?

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@ColinJost caught your show last night at the vic. mild laughter ensued. shame your BEST joke floated a few years over the head of a several-states-removed crowd, but i always appreciate mid-nineties buffalo bills references. kudos.

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@LaurenFlans would this make people who continue to follow you for fear of being labled homophobic, homophobiaphobic? I'm afraid i don't know.

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@AndyKindler @marcmaron i only follow people who complain about people who complain about eating food. thank you for hitting this year's quota early.

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@michaelianblack maybe NFGA is more your speed then. national finger guns association. (yes, I'm making them RIGHT NOW)

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@DrIanKellar @DrAnnaWeighall no, it does not.

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@SteveMartinToGo @netflix i have an opportunity to see you this summer, but i can't remember if i have already, so i might just skip it. or did i go that last time? poo.

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@AndyKindler @AlanDersh @MSNBC can i be a nationalist without a color? a transparent nationalist. wait, that seems offensive somehow.

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@AndyKindler @AlanDersh @Harvard aren't we all moronic self-serving disingenuous creeps at heart though? i now I'm knot, though, and you're smart enough to pick up what I'm putting down, right?

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@LouisPeitzman I've flown three ursulas. I'm biased, but that's clearly the best worst of the bunch.

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@karlravechespn

if the mlb goes 7 innings, i will quit watching. i love baseball, but cut it short, and you kill the legacy.

i know i don't matter, but you asked and I'm already angry.

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@AJemaineClement 75% of each one? that's going to be interesting.

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@AndyKindler @kenjeong Who's the guy on the right? Wasn't he on Community? Man, that guy was funny. You should have him on the #Alt show.

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@AndyKindler Family Ties, the movie, part 2.

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@AndyKindler oh, you're right. apparently we only purchased a "use license", and the actual physical Kindler unit still belongs to the parent company. Well that sucks.

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@AndyKindler actually, according to this owner's manual...

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@chancetherapper i can't ever miss the final scene. flipping through channels, see the drum-off...glued to it.

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@mrmattwalsh @CurbsideLegends @instagram can i throw out my own furniture, invent a story, and then bring it back in?

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@AndyKindler @piersmorgan Do you actually think a whole country will succumb to your Piers pressure?

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@LouisPeitzman the world needs more love, though. nothing wrong with that.

regards,
jeff