TJM

[OLIVIA @afireliv]

The first time I saw a BBL in real life was in Ilford. I couldn’t believe it

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[TJM @tchidyx]

@elonmusk um hey, can I have a crumb please?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

An uncomfortable truth:

“Any crime that is punishable by a fine is basically legal for those who can afford it.”

[nika ꔛ*𓈒✦ @nikaspoetry]

it’s so woke on tiktok they asking why clowns have afros

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Yesterday I saw a bird with a worm at 4pm. Don’t ever let anyone tell you you have to get up early...

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[Softboy @softboywin]

You can tell black people the full plans and they’ll still say “okay just let me know.” NIGGA I JUST DID!!!

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Nothing comes close to Yves Saint Laurent

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The first place I want AI gone from is answering the damn phone.

[✞ @justin5star]

Having faith is so crazy because you can’t fully explain why things are going to work out, you just know they will.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

I heard a therapist say, “Your feelings are always valid, your behavior is not.” She explained by saying feel what you feel BUT you need to be accountable for what you do as a result of those feelings.

[Lumen @LumenX_]

“I will give you more than what you asked for. Be patient and trust me.”

Ephesians 3:20

[s @bambinasalina]

making new friends in adulthood is so funny because by then there’s so much lore that they missed out on and they just sit there gagged at everything you’ve experienced

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

One thing about 3pm is that it is the end of the day.

[✞ @justin5star]

Not believing in God is a sin that even the devil didn’t commit.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

The snake in Genesis didn't come hissing. It came asking questions. Looking concerned. Sounding reasonable. Discernment is learning to hear the agenda underneath the question.

[Israel The Creator @israel_obasola]

The Bible