MR. FAKELIFE

Dependable Doctor For Your Car 🔥🤝 we are in both Blantyre (Manja) and Lilongwe (Area 50)

[MR. FAKELIFE @tchongweguy10]

We were excited for being parents for the first time in our lives. You saw your baby and breastfeed him for 10 days. Please don't tell me it's God's will. Just pray for me and my baby boy so that God should give us strength to get through this.

[MR. FAKELIFE @tchongweguy10]

My life partner wandiyenda njomba 💔💔

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Let’s not forget they wore Manchester United shirts while they were doing contract negotiations with Robinho.

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Let’s not forget they also bought fake instagram followers to make themselves look like a big club.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Who could forget this iconic Wayne Rooney celebration? 🥊

@ManUtd

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: In January 2025, Erling Haaland renewed his contract with Manchester City until 2034.

His previous deal, running from 2022 to 2027, contained a relegation release clause that would have allowed him to leave automatically.

City removed those exit clauses when he signed the new contract.

Any departure now would require negotiation, with the club controlling the price and choosing the buyer.

The same applies to other senior signings:

🇦🇷 — Enzo Fernández
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 — Elliot Anderson
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿— Marc Guéhi
🇬🇭 — Antoine Semenyo
🇮🇹 — Gianluigi Donnarumma

If a player wants to leave, it will only happen through negotiation and only if the club wishes to sell. There is no contractual button they can press on their own.

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

The next race is free: watch the #BahrainGP on Apple TV, no subscription required.

Watch October 4 on Apple TV, the U.S. home of F1.

[𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 𝑹𝒊𝒐𝒔 🀄🥷 @utd_riossss]

“pastor Jerry hosts prayers and worship at Old Trafford”

Manchester City three days later: 👇🏼

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

No sham contracts, no concealed accounts, and no lack of cooperation, just straight shite.

[CFC Bravel Bravin🎓 @w_bravel]

Ndiaye joined Everton two months later: 24 charges, 9-point deduction.

Ndiaye just joined Manchester City, 1 month later: 114 charges.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Wayne Rooney on Manchester City charges:

"I do think we're going to see Manchester City getting 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃.

"I'd put them in the lowest league they can go in and then put restrictions on them in terms of how much money they can spend for the next three or four seasons.

"For instance, if they got a 20-point deduction for the next three years, then players won't want to stay there.

"I'd go as big as I can, really." 😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[pauline~X @uke_linah]

Have you watched all??

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Ahead of Portugal's trip to Denmark, the build-up has centred on a ‘crisis’ meeting between Jorge Jesus & Cristiano Ronaldo.

The 41-year-old did not play a minute of Sunday’s win over Norway and did not train with his team-mates on Monday or Tuesday.

The head coach had said before the match that he planned for Ronaldo to participate, but that he was unlikely to feature from the start.

When the final whistle went in Oslo, Ronaldo made his way directly from the substitute’s bench and down the tunnel, not joining his team-mates in acknowledging the visiting Portuguese fans.

Sources have told The Athletic that Ronaldo was irritated by not featuring at all in the game.

More from @Millar_Colin & @GuillermoRai_

🔗 https://t.co/e1QTV6ofrG

[kono_wena @Kono_Wena]

Clean money 😂😂

[ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ @GoalVersee]

🚨 BREAKING: Lionel Messi will present every of this medals for Argentina before the kick off on October 6th.

He has 9 medals in total for Argentina.

[stunner @KooNti10]

Praystation

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

Liverpool fans are planning this tifo for Man City at Anfield…

[Right Cohen @RightCohen]

The early bird has failed to catch the warm 😂

[Uncle Wilson @iam_wilsons]

No goalkeeper in the world today can do 50% of what David De Gea did at Manchester United post Fergie era, with all those below average defenders in front of him.

I repeat, NONE. Like NONE.

[T @MrTund]

Most of us grew up with City being a nothing club, respectfully its just normal service being resumed