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If anyone tried to live-stream my funeral, something would happen. Guaranteed. Don't test me.

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My students are barnacles.
They.... Just... Won't.... Get... Off!!!

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I hate everything.
And I might be dead.
We will never know.

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I see you with those eyes.
Intoxicating seducer.
Burn in hell.
Hoping to join you there. 💙

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Now def have to get that tattoo I've been planning. RIP Alan Rickman. The magic will live on. #HarryPotterForever

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New Star Wars film is fab. Will be adding to my collection.

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Holding hands makes me nauseous. Vow to never do so again.

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I might be alone but I'm certainly not lonely. Is that so difficult to understand?

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You alive @Bourbon_Ale ?

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Rang in the new year almost killing myself with drink and making poor decisions. So, basically, just another day.

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Had a dream that Draco Malfoy was giving me tips on picking up chicks at the gym. Best dream I've had in awhile. #harrypotterforever

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These warm soft buns in my mouth though 😍

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Tinder dude: "spit or swallow?"

Me: "blow me and I'll be a lady and let you choose."

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>que internal rant<
"Taylor, stop being a lush, I mean it this time!"
*Taylor continues to be a lush.*
>helpless case indeed <

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Keep your gruyere away from me, ya nasty.

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Need someone to bring me potatoes. Can't make potato and leek soup without potatoes.

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Using my hangover as an excuse to be a useless lump. Except no longer hungover. Guess I'm just a liar.... 💁🏼

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@Bourbon_Ale @Slate omg this is a dream come true! Never leave the house again! To bad you can't deliver liquor in NE 😾

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I want to be a tree.

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Plz send help, I've fallen and I can't get up from my bed