Taylor Colberg

I'm retired, I invented dice as a kid

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

@autoTRADER_ca can you please drop the Katie commercial?? She is just the absolute worst.

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Line Judge needs to keep her head on a swivel when she’s on the court. #FreeNovak #USOpen

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

This is the leading expert on the Covid-19 Pandemic? Guys doesn’t even know how to wear a name tag. #COVID19 #pandemic

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

My apologies “I. Am. Groot.” - totally earned it.

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Next time you worship a celebrity or if you really want to understand how stupid Hollywood is, watch Guardians of the Galaxy, and know that Vin Diesel got paid ~$54 million to play Groot - a cartoon tree who can day one thing... Groot. #SMH

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

@TomBrady you sure about this whole moving to Florida thing? You seen Tiger King yet? #bananaland #TigerKing #NFL

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Imagine being the kind of person who responds to a Facebook post with the 😡 emoji. #giveyourheadashake

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

This is absolute bananaland 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/JmljGT9rNI

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

@rawdawgrandy

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Please tell me again how good Aaron Rodgers is.... #NFLPlayoffs #GBvsSF

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

What a hill for the Tour to die on: Going out of their way to protect Patrick Reed

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Well done ⁦@PGATOUR⁩ - nice stance. Go ahead and cheat, that’s fine, but don’t you dare call someone out for cheating- that’s wrong. What a joke. https://t.co/8dGxhHu311

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Daniel Jones, or Blake Bortles? #NFL

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Might have an aneurism watching Fatrick Reed pump has fat fist every time he makes a putt #PresidentsCup

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

@HellvisPressLie @rawdawgrandy “I love me some me” - yeah, guy just oozes humility. Give your head a shake.

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

So much for a gentleman’s game. #painful #PresidentsCup2019

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Why even have rules at all? #NEvsKC #NFLSunday

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

@rawdawgrandy #bringbackTony

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Talk about a tweet that aged well. #TNFonPrime #nfl @dallascowboys

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Thank God every day you’re not a @dallascowboys fan. #nfl #NFLThanksgiving

[Taylor Colberg @tcolberg7]

Can tell Joe and Troy have completely given up on #TNF got Aikman over there rocking a hoodie. Thanks for dressing up boys! #nfl