Tim Colledge.

I blocked my mum so I can say what I want.

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@liamgallagher Richard Ashcroft!!!!!!!!!!

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@SartorialShootr I’ve lived here (UAE) for 18 years and I can confirm you’re 100% correct!

[Seann Walsh @seannwalsh]

I reckon this is up there with the most I’ve laughed at something on the internet

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@mrjamesob She looks like the self proclaimed ‘fun’ auntie.

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@emmastorey81 Way to hack the algorithm 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Be ‘offended’ knowing it’ll get traction and watch your engagement go up. It’s pathetic. And I’ve fell for it 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@shezlufc @Tgarratt10 The phone? What about the joint 🤣

[Julian Deane @Julian_Deane]

Apple podcast link: https://t.co/ddi27DY0uL

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

This is brilliant from @ChrisMcomedy 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Chris Martin - the other one @ChrisMcomedy]

Special is now on YouTube forever. Would love any and everyone who watches and shares.

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@endlesstime0001 @FractalDoctor @NoContextBrits Deffo! If you grew up between junction 27 - 29 of the M1 🙌🏼

[Julian Deane @Julian_Deane]

Anyone around Hackney ends wanna buy this plastic ring cash?

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@willspencer @robbwolf Horrendous! But let’s not pretend that the same and worse doesn’t happen in the West too!

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

Hit a protein goal of between 1.5 and 2 grams per kilogram of body weight on a daily basis and it will resolve 80% of the problems with your diet!

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

This was genuinely overheard at BodyProject Run Club last night;

‘There’s no twats here. Thats the thing! Everyone just helps each other and wants people to do well.’

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

I’m really looking forward to the BodyProject Run Club this evening. I’m not going to it obviously. But the people who are doing it will have a great time!

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@supertanskiii @rickygervais A comedian chose to make a joke…

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@seannwalsh It was the best show I saw @edfringe this year. Venue was brilliant too! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@Comedypodcastde TVI

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@DougStanhope TVI with @Julian_Deane and @CarlDonnelly @wearetvi

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@vetnurselise @Wimbledon @AndrewCastle63 @RafaNadaLegend @bbcentertain Smarmy cnut even when he was on GMTV circa 1998!

[Tim Colledge. @tcolledge]

@RachelHolmes Jeez. That’s some memory. I can barely remember it 😂 Luckily I retained some of the teachings and here I am 20 years later 🤷🏻‍♂️