Taylor Olmstead

I’ve got two degrees in internet, an adorable beagle and a handsome husband. I produce @norepeatpod. He/Him

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

It turns out, Arlo Guthrie has a website (https://t.co/owGKJPYegs) that he still updates himself. It still has a functioning daily view counter.

This week is the 50th anniversary of “Alice’s Restaurant.”

I think we can drive that view counter up a bit.

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

@bro_brah_dude @gruber The prospect is the only thing keeping me from tearing my clothes and gnashing my teeth

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

@Baileymoon15 Well, you know what they say, if you leave an open bottle of wine out overnight it goes bad. It turns into juice.

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

America is such a profoundly anti-urban place. 80 percent+ of Americans live in metro areas, yet…somehow, we are not “average” Americans.

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

@Nerd4Cities Ah, so you HAVE gotten the full Atlanta experience then 😂

[beltline geli @strawberrygeli]

people buy homes in the city and then get mad when city things are built next to them …..

[Darin Givens @atlurbanist]

At this point there are endangered sea turtles who have spent more time in a MARTA rail car than certain members of the MARTA board have.

https://t.co/sVtkJOqp7E

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

This is an incredibly well written thread on why DJT’s suits always look so weird.

Menswear is so detail oriented, many men aren’t…

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Yes, I can. 🧵

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

If you leave your Netflix logged in on the hotel tv I’m makin a profile!!

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

I love-hate it here

[Darin Givens @atlurbanist]

If you're having trouble spotting the "No rail on the Beltline" yard sign, it's in between the cars and in front of the detached house with an estimated $1,219,400 market value, via Zillow.

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

The acquisition was never about making Twitter politically neutral.

It was never benevolent. It was always a bad idea.

And yet, we’re still here because the alternatives are just…blah.

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

over the weekend X / Twitter took the @America handle from the original user who registered it

the handle now belongs to Elon Musk and his Super PAC set up to support Donald Trump

here's everything we know: https://t.co/ciIaAaPQQ5

[Albertina Rizzo @albz]

Tim Walz: “We’re pro women”
JD Vance: “I know a woman, she’s watching, hello woman”

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

Logged on to Twitter for the first time in almost a week.

Saw breaking news about a judge striking down my state’s abortion ban, immediately followed by heated discourse about a Weekend Update segment.

…Is nature healing?

Wait, never mind there’s some unmoderated racism.

[claudia irizarry aponte @clauirizarry]

I’ve been saying this for years: Every major airport in America is leaving money on the table by not having a nail salon

[Murtada Elfadl @ME_Says]

Thought this was Tilda Swinton

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 works in the world, team, yard, art, Men at, and baby you're a fiiiiire.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

because i knew you, i have been changed five good

[Taylor Olmstead @tcolmstead]

@guybranum Guess you’ll have to move into a greasy spoon diner as well. And probably wear a good bit of denim.