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now you know where the party is!

[crystal @tcrystalh]

when will anyone give her the credit she deserves https://t.co/tC6Yf5GY1q

[crystal @tcrystalh]

men really just love to tell you a story entirely unprompted

[crystal @tcrystalh]

the Minions replaced penguins in cultural significance

[crystal @tcrystalh]

Blumhouse is my A24

[crystal @tcrystalh]

I neeeeed to get Karamo’d

[crystal @tcrystalh]

i have to be the hottest person queueing for mcdonald’s breakfast at JFK

[crystal @tcrystalh]

i think as a society we should normalize shower baths (when u sit in the shower as if it’s a bath but it’s a shower)

[crystal @tcrystalh]

@jaredshutup @carolineplz y’all squashed the beef ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[crystal @tcrystalh]

when i see cops at the train so i can’t jump the turnstile

[Top Gay Newz @topgaynewz]

A message from @SalinaEstitties to @helloross

Los Angeles appreciate you Estitties! You did an amazing job!

#rupaulsdragrace #rupaulsdragrace15 #dragrace #salinaestitties

[crystal @tcrystalh]

have to obnoxiously roll my eyes everytime i see cops at the train station . it’s the law

[crystal @tcrystalh]

@gottacatchamaal @l3x1pr0 they couldn’t do a double save. season started w too many girls , frankly they need to do a double sashay before they do a double shante

[crystal @tcrystalh]

endless summer vacation is that girl no further questions

[crystal @tcrystalh]

just left my house to spend 25 dollars on two slices of cake and a red bull
https://t.co/oVDWxKCErE

[crystal @tcrystalh]

wasted so much of my life sleeping with ugly men and not stanning bts 😖

[미니융 🧸 @miiniyoongs]

🐿 i think for now im just planned to eat dinner with jimin for birthday. i think i'll just eat dinner and then go rest

[crystal @tcrystalh]

edit: i realized i have TWO subscription services that actually prove i am an adult. Spotify & NYT cooking.

[crystal @tcrystalh]

gonna turn 25 w out a single subscription streaming service to my name