StuBodyLaurent

Go Frogs!

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Blacked out yesterday #respect

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It’s a cocktail day

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@trvmatthews Would you trade a 3rd round pick to get his dad out of jail?

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@JustinDeSales @trvmatthews Yeah CJ is rock hard

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Bowl express is shaking in its boots this weekend

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@KeonEllisBurner The home Sheila built 🐐

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Two white claws in and I’m feeling loopy!

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I’ll eat the passenger seat from my buddies Ford Focus if the frogs lose to smu

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@TNeckdynasty Hell yeah brotha welcome to da city

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Good thing they’re not eating the dogs in Fort Worth. #dawg #idoblowsometimes

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@Gumbercul3s @Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum Yes, Gumbercules, it is the one week I look forward to. I wouldn’t swim in an ocean anytime soon if I were you

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Spectrum internet goes out during shark week? Fucking SHARK WEEK. The one week a year I get to look forward to. This is unacceptable @Ask_Spectrum @GetSpectrum it’s been 6 and a half hours too long. I have had enough

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@thestevepirate @roy_mcavoy12 @AmericanAir Great idea, Drunk Tony

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@roy_mcavoy12 @AmericanAir This is outrageous @AmericanAir. Please fix IMMEDIATELY. As a former student body President of THE prominent DFW university, I am disappointed to say the least. I will call for all Frogs to boycott and that would NOT go over well for you.

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Lather me in spf 1000 and launch me in the Sun cause I’m over the moon my bitch ass roommate is moving out of my city. I hate that guys guts and would rather live in a nursing home drinking diarrhea than spend another month with that idiot #prez #stubody

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Lick my nuts Dallas y’all suck balls! Summer beer my asscheeks

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Kansas and I are complete opposites. I have never lost! Buttchugging all night

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I’m allergic to greatness , yeah I’m a fucking bum. If you eat some Cheetos imma suck on your thumb. #stubody

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What’s next? I need a license to make toast in my TOASTER. Bring me the doritos locos taco #tbellpartner #boxout

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@thestevepirate Delete this or I will fart in a puppies face