✨Tay✨

8/22/39-11/18/15❤️

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Don’t know about you, but I think this COVID thing is the longest something made in China has ever lasted!

[✨Tay✨ @tcull9]

@JBeck132 Every time 😂😂😂

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

In Europe, they drive on the left.
On Andalusia Road, we drive on what is left!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Minnesotans are worse than iowegans!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

How many times do you have to say,”excuse me” before they move their shopping cart? My limit is twice, on the third time my shopping cart is a battering ram!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Wtf- they said all ya need is gloves & a mask to go to the grocery store...they lied, everybody else had clothes on!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Ya know a couple of months ago ,
I used to cough to cover up a fart, nowadays, I have to fart to cover up a cough!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

It’s frustrating when Walmart doesn’t have what ya need, ya have to go back home, change outta your pj’s, shower, look presentable and then drive to Hyvee!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Some of all y’all should think of this as being “Grounded”for all the stuff ya did, but didn’t get caught as a teen!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Down time put to good use. Completed 4 books today.
Haven’t colored that much in a long time!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

My body has absorbed so much hand sanitizer, soap, & disinfectant lately, that when I pee, it cleans the toilet!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

New PR- just finished a puzzle in two days even though the box says 3 to 6 months!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

To all ya anti-gun nuts:
When Cain killed Abel with a “rock”,
God did not blame the “rock”
He blamed, “Cain”!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Just wondering?
While driving in the right hand lane and passing some idiot driving slow in the left hand, do you feel obligated to glance at them to see how Fucking stupid they look?

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

6 out of 7 dwarves are not “Happy”

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Always remember the first rule of all family gatherings...drive your own truck, so ya can leave when ya want!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Merry Christmas!
Cindy: We’re gonna host Christmas, what do ya think?
Me: think we’ll be 1 tent short of a Circus!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

It’s getting cold and windy outside tonight, so some of you “Idjuts” may want to put on two pairs of pajamas before going to The Walmart tonight!!!

[Scott Cullen @65cullen]

Tonight, right before midnight stand up straight and raise ya left leg....That way some of you fools are guaranteed to start off the new year on the right foot!!

[✨Tay✨ @tcull9]

@gen_f33 You love me 😂❤️