Tanner Kempel

[Clinton @614clinton]

A democrat and a somalian walk into a bakery.
The democrat steals 3 cookies and puts them into his pocket. He said to the somalian, "It took great skill to steal those cookies. The owner didn't even see me."
The somalian replied, "That's beginner level thievery, I'll show you how to do it the right way, and get the same results."
The somalian then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and said, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued, so he came over to see the magic trick.
The somalian asked him for a cookie, and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times, and after eating them, the owner said, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?".
The somalian then said, "Look in the democrat’s pocket.”

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@embdenhaymaker Wouldn’t have minded 3/4 inch. Got 1.3 and still drizzling. Britton sisseton sd area got 3-7 inches. No thanks

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

Trump’s shooter:

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

Guy you’ve had 4 years to actually do something useful and helpful for this country but you sure as fuck haven’t. Hope nobody falls for this bullshit now.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let’s give public school teachers a raise.

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Wolves fans after winning game 4: #wolvesback

[Vikeologist™ @Vikeologist]

There is ZERO reason to sign Sam Darnold. You already have a better version of him on the roster in Nick Mullens. He's also already familiar with the offense for 2 seasons.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Bro Kai Cenat reacting to Shannon Sharpe got me in tears 😭😭😭

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@embdenhaymaker @MrMichels23 But props to them for beating the cowgirls in the playoffs. Team who never ever wins

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@embdenhaymaker @MrMichels23 No. Unfortunately bit me hard

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@MrMichels23 That’s all I got so I gotta be 😂

[Vikings Central @VikesCentral]

RT for Ty Chandler RB1. #skol

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@Bayleewilson If tongue is swelled cover it in sugar. Takes swelling down fast.

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

@embdenhaymaker Edges got sketchy fast this weekend from one report I heard

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

Then they go and fuck up their own stupid rule. Can’t make it up

[Tanner Kempel @Tcup79]

Thank god college football lets players tackle the qb still

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Final day to cast your vote!

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