Spiffy Tiffy

Musings about a constant struggle to find the perfect balance between food, life, and love.

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

How everyone in Texas finna be looking for Seth Altman after that blue alert woke everyone up

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

I really do just have the best of friends, the best village, the best support system. Feeling the love a little extra today ❤️ through the good times and the bad.

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

The sweetest little old ladies thought J and I were college kids golfing in Cabo. I was so flattered!!! That is the biggest compliment you can give me right now lol 🥰

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Did not realize how LIT this #Superbowl halftime show with @Usher was going to be. Well, I knew it was gonna be 🔥 but I didn’t realize that things would be awakened deep in my 90’s soul… it’s scaring my young children. #THESEAREMYCONFESSIONS #OMG #WhyIsMommyTwerking

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Ugh fantasy football…. I love to hate you.

My QB Trevor Lawrence was questionable (knee injury) so I switched him with Baker.

While on my bench, he “…was able to not only suit up but also compile a SEASON HIGH rushing yardage figure.” 💀

31 MF points on my bench. KILL ME.

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

What is the possibility that @tkelce would dress up as B-Rad from Malibu’a Most Wanted for Halloween?? 92%? 😜😏 @JasonKelce @newheightshow #NoDumbQuestions

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

My 3 year old noticed immediately that I got a new fall hand towel for the restroom. “That’s a cute towel, mommy!” 🥺

My husband did not even notice, even after drying his hands on it.

Typical 🙄😂🙈 #MenVsWomen

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Why is it that $5 at Marshall’s is cheaper to me than $5 at Target?

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Legit sad I don’t have Travis Kelce on my fantasy football team. #taylorkelce #Swiftie

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

I don’t even like pretzels but @Gardettos know how to make a delicious pretzel. Their next venture should be just those original recipe pretzels in a bag 🙌🏻

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

To the stars who listen — and the dreams that are answered. ✨

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Childcare dumpster fire 🔥

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Someone PLEASE needs to teach a @taylorswift13 lit class where they dissect all her songs, hidden meanings, and all the symbolism. I would go back just for that class. She’s a lyrical genius. SIGN ME UPPPPPPP #TaylorSwift

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Great halftime show but it’s basically a lip sync battle lol #RihannaSuperBowl

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Climbed into my toddlers crib today and just held her really, really tight. Life is too short.

It’s been the worst week ever.

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

@teragram1203 Yes!!! 😂😂😂

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Am I the only one that does my makeup when I get a haircut? Otherwise I feel like I look like a sick dog with pretty hair afterwards.

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

Me: I love you
My 3 year old: (puts up her hand) I can’t talk. I’m eating.

#parenting #momlife

[Spiffy Tiffy @tcwong5]

I’ve been able to take a break and get out of the house these last two days and it’s been amazing. So nice to be able to sit and eat a quiet lunch without a toddler saying “mommy” every 2 seconds and a baby fussing. Also, so nice to not have to scarf my meal down. #momlife