Super Tank Driver

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[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Disclaimer: Tank driver is not liable for dismemberment or death as a result of disembarking the vehicle while it is in motion.

Damage to tank as a result of firing the 120mm cannon at an enemy too close will result in requisition slip penalties to pay for repairs.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@JSamedous Here.

That's it, unfortunately. The harvester is almost entirely immune to explosion damage on the limbs, but two hammer strikes will kill it anywhere I think.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@IncubusServi @AnemoneError @ohmmymod_ Thank you... thank you

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Oh dear... I'm not going to say I'm surprised, but with the sudden influx of HD gimmick accounts, I'm seeing an exponential increase in degenerate sex jokes and deplorable behavior by those @ohmmymod_ calls "them".

We need to gatekeep HARD.

Don't let them ruin our space too!

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@RushTheCat @ohmmymod_ @CommanderDiver What are you on about. You literally tagged him when you replied to my post.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@RushTheCat @CommanderDiver @ohmmymod_ Why would you expect a person to pay an unreasonable sum of money to a person just to make one picture to respond to one single guy. A picture that can't be used sensibly except in extremely limited context.

Sounds like you're just paywalling comedy.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@factory_strider A lot of people, apparently.

Especially the vampires that shrieked when I pulled the curtain.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

It's all just sex to them. They have nothing else, which is why they scream and when you dare try to take it from them.

Pathetic.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Oh dear... I'm not going to say I'm surprised, but with the sudden influx of HD gimmick accounts, I'm seeing an exponential increase in degenerate sex jokes and deplorable behavior by those @ohmmymod_ calls "them".

We need to gatekeep HARD.

Don't let them ruin our space too!

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@CircusSSCaine

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@AnemoneError @ohmmymod_ That's literally the plot to "Idiocracy".

Sorry but I don't care for the opinions of cattle.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

Tell that to @TheStygianGoner. Took me all of 15 minutes to chase him off.

That makes me efficient.

And what on earth have you ever done to protect the Helldivers community?

[Marie 🏳️‍⚧️ @Ceaseless_boid]

Did more to protect the HD2 community than you did

Also you literally just spawned

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@HarvesterIllumi What are you complaining about? You already remove half of my HP every laser that you shoot when I'm not looking at you.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@HarvesterIllumi My paint's been scratched a million times, I can suffer it again.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@FrenchThotty @naziman66678891 I like having 14 stims and grenades ready to go, what can I say?

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

In 600 hours of active service, I have not once heard anyone mention that the very bottom of a harvester's foot is medium armor.

It only has 1000hp, is 25% durable, and is fatal.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

I came home to 20 notifications and got ready to go to war.

But no, 18 of them were because this post took off like a flipping rocket for some reason.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

In 600 hours of active service, I have not once heard anyone mention that the very bottom of a harvester's foot is medium armor.

It only has 1000hp, is 25% durable, and is fatal.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@The_Time_Exile @ohmmymod_ 9/11 wasnt the end of the world either, it still ruined a lot of things.

Put your big boy pants on and remember there's grass outside of the gutter.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@D3MOCRAC7

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@The_Time_Exile @ohmmymod_ Have you considered there's more to life than boobs and thighs?

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@naziman66678891 I've gotten to the point where I'd rather have a supply pack instead of a backpack support weapon. If you have the recoilless it don't matter how much armor or health a thing has.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@IncubusServi Yes, those are a great way to kill them. But sometimes they turn and the shoulder gets in the way or another leg.

I think you should be able to target the same toe so long as the harvester is not on a strange incline.

[Super Tank Driver @TD220UberDriver]

@Ceaseless_boid Right, like an R34 addict's gonna pretend to be the one protecting the community.