Tim Johnson

One of the world's most unexciting persons. And liking it that way.

[Tim Johnson @td_johnson]

@WillApplebee @USATODAY Clark getting her haircut in a friend's house which is very similar to Anne Frank's hiding from the Germans

[Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 @senatorshoshana]

This man told Congress that the country was facing an emergency. 

A new technology was atrophying a generation.

The technology was the player piano and the year was 1906.
@johnachardin @abundanceinst

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@damintoell We know you are practicing with a mayo bottle as I type this 🤙

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@77cyko The holy trinity of bad takes

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@TheJoeCeraulo We and the British got this version in WW2 and had to bail them out.

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@CCPISASSH0E @jarvis_best Its Christopher Guest in Spinal Tap 3

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@redsteeze So they are like the Avalanche

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@hayesy316 In both halves 🤣

[Patrick Hedger @pat_hedger]

New York has about 1/6th of the number of data centers that Virginia has, but New York's electricity rates are almost double.

IT'S NOT THE DATA CENTERS.

[Tim Johnson @td_johnson]

@iowahawkblog Breaking news from this mornings edition of "Duh"

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@Phil_Lewis_

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Now in chart form:

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@FFS_WhatNow Brits have the best insults 🤣

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@77cyko Dont you mean "yes I am" 😀

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@ChrisMartzWX And only 88 in vegas. Crazy

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@WesReynolds1 March madness... lots of good stories... top 4 left

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@DeebsFLA @RobProvince

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@drosssports

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@drosssports Not Natalie Wood?

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@TraeHestness Its an antique now!!!!