Joe Smith

If being sound was an Olympic sport I’d win gold

[Joe Smith @tdankengine]

gonna become one of those people that scan pregnant birds so when they ask if baby’s alright I can say ye its ultrasound, just like me

[Joe Smith @tdankengine]

Fucking hell cant tell if my headaches from smashing those 12 pints or 12 blokes at football last night #ACAB #ALAW

[Joe Smith @tdankengine]

Shower before going back out, Snapchat saw it first lol #snoooooooop

[Joe Smith @tdankengine]

Job n knock 🍺🍻🍻

[UNICEF India @UNICEFIndia]

When a child smiles, we all smile 😄😄

What's your reason to smile today?

#FridayFeeling

[Joe Smith @tdankengine]

It’s Friday you know what that means 6 pints and a handful of disco beans
#JoesPoetry