Theodora van der Beek

i do many things #theatre #film #performanceart #ScribblePie #genderfuck. As seen on BBC3 & ITV. 'Deliciously daft' @guardian 'Wildly eccentric' @FT

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

I've founded a new business: we are Studio Zweklos, the London based agecy that specialise in sensational brand activations. Join us for a night of jaw dropping client performances, immersive retribution and party snacks! @BGWMC 20th March
TIX: https://t.co/VxBKS8D1pX

[the resident hot-istic @nyxeIodeonXD]

I really dislike how we measure animals intelligence by their ability to communicate with us instead of their ability to communicate to each other. we dont measure human intelligence by our ability to communicate with cats, we measure based off communication with other humans!

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

@DFDSLiveUpdates What do you advise we do? Is there space on the next one? How do we get a refund? The phone number you gave us is closed

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

GIVE ME MONEY ? https://t.co/bHLRk69qF2

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

I've got a new job! And it's for a show I love with all my heart. It's impossible, radical, wild, and has to be secret because of spoilers. Tickets sold out within minutes but you can enter the ballot for the next 2 weeks. Go!

[You Me Bum Bum Train @TheBumBumTrain]

💥 WE ARE BACK! 💥 You Me Bum Bum Train returns to London this Winter! The show opens in November 2024 at a secret West End venue. 🎟️ Tickets ballot open on our website Sept 3rd https://t.co/lTApTBKXkV #YMBBT #YouMeBumBumTrain #LondonEvents

[You Me Bum Bum Train @TheBumBumTrain]

And now… the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The ticket ballot for You Me Bum Bum Train is LIVE! ➡️ https://t.co/KHtAPetg42 ⬅️ You’ve got two weeks to enter… Good luck!

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

Rare footage of endangered albino slug https://t.co/XH1KZynqiG

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

made a new film with lemons https://t.co/OdGMdMDTJ7

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

I'm doing a new show! Come and help me work out who this guy is, at Pinch of VAULT festival 16th & 17th Feb. I will be trying out ideas and telling you his origin story @wearevault https://t.co/wAAqztWFul

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

Scribble Pie is back! Come on down to @BGWMC next Thursday 12th Oct for a wild night of ideas and revelry. There will be thoughts, words, films, performances, plus a special celebrity guest! @MooMosey @jonnyrankin @NadineWildPalm @petestrong @ninhenzo64 https://t.co/iiM5tqehk9

[Camden People's Theatre @CamdenPT]

Fancy a theatrical adventure? 🎭

We handed the reins to emerging programmers for the pioneering New Adventures Fest, 12-17 Sep.

Save 25% if you book 2+ shows (making tickets as little as £6).

Check out the handpicked selection of cutting-edge works: https://t.co/aWXbEFcHmH

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

@SiaTeresaB @ReturnofR Bono picture = £1, embroidered cat = £5

[Camden People's Theatre @CamdenPT]

Plus, this is probably our cheapest season yet!

See ★★★★★ shows from as little as £6 when you make the most of our offers. Hot damn. (We're nearly 30 and we'll say "hot damn" if we want to, okay?)

Season artwork by @GPVIII 🩷

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

Lost Sheeple! Come and see Ram of God perform for one last time as part of @CamdenPT's sexy autumn season! Expect milk, heavy metal and heavenly miracles 🎸🌚🔥🐏🌩️ 17th Sept Sunday service

[Camden People's Theatre @CamdenPT]

Announcing our new season!

CPT turns 30 next year so we're giving our yoof the send-off it deserves with a sizzling programme of new theatre from the most exciting artists we can find.

40+ shows hit our stages from Sept & we think you're gonna love 'em: https://t.co/yfvi80LtrD

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

@amarchadhapatel We are all going to hell

[Indian Jones @amarchadhapatel]

Just found out the Teletubbies were actually massive and I feel like my whole life is a lie and they’re now more terrifying than ever

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Anne Frank and her family were betrayed by a neighbour 79 years ago. In 1987 I covered the trial of the Butcher of Lyon, Klaus Barbie. Hearing that a man he’d arrested still lived near Lyon, I went to interview him. ‘How did Barbie know about you?’ I asked. ‘My neighbour betrayed me.’ ‘What happened to him?’ ‘He’s still my neighbour.’ And indeed I could see that the neighbour was actually in his garden, listening to us. He ran indoors when we started filming him. Imagine living 40 years next to the man who’d sent you to a concentration camp.

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

@georgie_grier Performing a show to 1 person is one of the hardest things to do, you should be really proud of yourself! Doing Edinburgh fringe forced me to learn the skill of performing to very small audiences. Now I am not phased by them. And some of the smallest have genuinely been the best.

[Theodora van der Beek @tdbeek]

@georgie_grier I once came from London to Scotland to perform for 1 night because 3 weeks before @BigBurnsSupper told me I’d sold 10 tickets. I got overnight coaches & stayed in a hut to break even. Then they told me no tickets had actually sold. I performed to 2 drunk people who keptsnogging😆