Alex Seddon 🍒⚪

Professional Fat Controller with a tendency to book days off to go and watch Rugby League.

He/Him, mid 30s, bad back.

[Alex Seddon 🍒⚪ @TDD91]

Nottingham Station is a much greyer place without you now John

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@notsmaffoo My condolences for being raised a Huddersfield fan

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@RhinosFaithful @M_Shaw1 @MegWellensX @AaronBower Are they putting in seats that fit humans?

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@FinJamesHKR @WiganRugbyClips My knees sound like gravel when I go down stairs.

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@johnlew13 @loinersview Bad news, Nigel ate the twix.

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@StHelens67 @JordanGoodall93 @RugbyEdgeTips Same reason Saints played in Widnes for a year, just because they could.

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@StHelens67 @JordanGoodall93 @RugbyEdgeTips Knights-Dolphins was played on the other side of the world.

Wakey-Cas was in the same stadium.

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@StHelens67 @JordanGoodall93 @RugbyEdgeTips Because the Wakefield-Castleford game was on earlier?

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@JonnyGibson33 Whoever sends you a free shirt first

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@tallhotblonde86 @mactellomckeown Mr Tayto called, he said you're barred

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@johnlew13 I can just imagine the response from some of the Yorkshire Mafia: We can't have Mestrov, he used to play for Wigan!

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@Cathcupoftea357 @ThomasJPinkCain @jan_murray You seem to have confused trans rights with Tommy Robinson marches

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

One of the greatest line deliveries ever.

Tim Curry is clearly seconds away from breaking, which somehow makes the scene even funnier.

[Alex Seddon 🍒⚪ @TDD91]

@GavWilson Only thing taking more of a hammering than your players is the 2 bar staff in the Wigan end

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It's worth remembering that a lot of Reform & Restore voters in the Makerfield constituency won't be able to vote tomorrow because their hands will be too swollen to hold a pen after abusing their partners following a disappointing England performance against Croatia.

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@johnlew13 I'm surprised he was able to return to playing after that horrific gunshot against Leigh last season

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@wiganrlfans My main memory of the game is Calamity Mathers dropping a kick and booting it pretty much directly at me in frustration.

[jude martin @judecambridge]

Private Eye:

[Alex Seddon 🍒⚪ @TDD91]

Some days you just need to relax by playing a 23 year old game about overthrowing a totalitarian government

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@retardepstein @WrestlingNewsCo Owen Hart did die with Russo in charge.