tori deckert

"I still want you to grab my butt and buy me pizza"

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

LeBron swears after getting his third foul. Mother in the crowd promptly tells him to watch his mouth. @thisleague

[David Elikwu FRSA ⚔️ @Delikwu]

My ex did this once except it was 365 notes in the jar and I had to send pictures of the one I opened every day. It was like being in a Chinese labour camp.

[RUSS @russdiemon]

can’t just grant everyone access to all of you...gotta be real selective with who gets certain parts

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

10:30pm on friday night absolutely posted in bed with a candle lit I rly truly envy 14th century bitches who died long before they reached 23 I am so tired

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

These videos never get old

[tori deckert @tdecks19]

@imphilyournot

[Tarik Cohen @TarikCohen]

Buddy had a free hit . Didn’t smack shit ,Then got his ass ran over . I’m short . But he small as hell 😂😂

[tori deckert @tdecks19]

@meganroop1 Stop making me do ab workouts with my laugh

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

😂😂 this made me smile this morning! SO excited for season 17 to start this Sunday on E! Enjoy these throwbacks from #KUWTK @kuwtk ❤️

[D @D_Deckz7]

Miss u ❤️😔

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

I think it’s important that once a year we all take a moment to remember that at one point hoards of clowns with weapons was a nationwide concern

[D @D_Deckz7]

Old enough to understand, but young enough to not care..

[Impractical Jokers @JokersTBS]

Please clear the floor around you of any potential hazards before attempting to laugh like Sal. #ImpracticalJokers

[Kyle @kkunta__]

"I see a spark between us"

Me:

[tori deckert @tdecks19]

I just spent the last 40 min on FT with my mom apartment shopping, looking up “Odd-Lots”. Wtf is Odd-Lots? Well, after 40 mins of searching Odd-Lots... my mom goes “Wait I mean big lots.”

[Greg Lewis @glewis8319]

@stevebob15 Needs more catchphrases

[tori deckert @tdecks19]

I miss @MoAbdelaziz3 and @lowkeyZus :)

[brandi deckert @brandideckerttt]

“When you’re on tour you start as strangers and end as family” MACKLEMORE HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU