Tina DePriest

I like cookies and math

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@bethany_brieann I don’t come on Twitter often anymore, but 😂😂😂😂 I wish I remembered which shirt it was

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I wish we could open different holiday universes like in nightmare before Halloween

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Decided I’m going to be Tina Belcher for Halloween. Which means I pretty much just need to be myself lol

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Straight up thought “for all intents and purposes” was “for all intensive purposes”

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Watching this presidential debate is making my blood pressure rise

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I still think about the sleepover I had like ten years ago where I told my friend I saw the girl who jumped and pointed to her attic escape in the closet in the middle of the night. There was no one there but apparently I was insistent. Anyway I’m a creepy sleep talker

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I changed my tinder settings to show girls and guys, and wow. Girls pictures and profiles be on point, and then we get bro’s with under the chin grimaces and fishing/hunting photos like your dead animal will impress a lady. Step it up fellas.

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@allienj24 Hahaha so good to see you Allie! Visit any time!

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When your boss says you’ll be working from home until March at the earliest, meaning: no dress code ever, not having to avoid your annoying coworkers, and Hulu in the background at all times.

Living my best introvert life for sure

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@LuxeYellowCorn I truly feel this

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You know when you go out with someone way out of your league 😁😂😂😬 like why did you swipe right??

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Some people are just pieces of shit and there’s nothing you can do to change that

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“I don’t believe in stop signs, they’re more of a suggestion”

Gurl what

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They put kill bill on Netflix!!!

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Do you ever wonder about Delilah and the plain white t’s?

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Loch Lomond is still one of the best choral arrangements out there

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@al_man9696 Hahaha I think my boyfriend would be just a tad upset

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A guy at my job has the last name pickles and that is fantastic