DarkLordRKW

CS Student | UK | Heart of gold

[Hong Xiquan-moder @violence43319]

doing a Viagra check on footage of England players walking to the team bus

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If I had access to a helicopter and a bulletproof vest the world would be a much better place.. alas

[Akutagawa Shady Facts | IFB @akutagawastea]

Me: “hey siri call my friends”

🤖no “friends” detected🤖

Me: sorry i meant “tools”

🤖calling…🤖

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@D0m0_3njoyer Every failure is an opportunity to grow

[TheReportOfTheWeek @IAmReviewbrah]

Is There ANYTHING That Isn’t Getting Worse?
https://t.co/Mo3RhFZtWa

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Im drinking coke zero like it's water

Three lions son or world in motion daughter?

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Podcast Host: And Larry Bird was really like that?

Ex Player: Man, that white boy was cold

White Guys Listening at Home: They're talking about me

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Stannis lost his hair from the prolonged cortisol spike during the siege

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Always be yourself and smile a little harder than you did yesterday #youGotThis

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thought the commentator was scouse for a second then

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 THIERNO BARRY DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR EVERTON!

Nottingham Forest 0-2 Everton.

https://t.co/vdncQYY07p

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@DavelessDave #2TruthsAndALie

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Gene Ahern in the Evansville Press, Indiana, February 2, 1918

[Jeremy Fragrance @JeremyFragrance]

Yesterdays FRAGRANCE Compliment Getter: #jeremyfragrance #fragrance #cologne #perfume #parfum

[GENZ @genz75]

Tears in my fucking eyes as i unpack the 5th pair of socks whilst my sister is unpacking optimus prime and ironman

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@DavelessDave i was just thinking this

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@violence43319 why do you have double digit likes