Tim Kollar

Professional Macaulay “Macaulay Culkin” Culkin impersonator

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Goat status, Potbelly Edition

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Would be so funny if this Apple Music section was just a playlist of cars zooming by #SpotifyCouldNever

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

WALK IT OFF.

#WPMOYChallenge + @idjmoore

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Slop bowl lunch restaurants should play some combination of brain rot/subway surfers/minecraft parkour for me to enjoy while I wait in line

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

I hate “getting my steps in” so I just sprint

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@wdouthit29 @AccidentalBron

[Sick @Sick0las]

Tax refund hit I’m in Gary Indiana asking to bring out Gary

[Duke Report @DukeReport]

Duke AD Nina King and family with the trophy.

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@JPSheridan15 But he said he doesn’t! I don’t know what to believe.

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

My dentist hit me with a classic “you know… I don’t really think about death a lot” mid exam so I couldn’t respond. A real pro’s pro.

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

@ERINODONNELLL This isn’t you?

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Had to go home for the holidays 😎

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Don’t let a white boy like me find his groove

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

@dimwittgenstein High likelihood but sadly no way to find out 🫡

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Having a couple cold ones tonight

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Going to Trader Joe’s for pre made food and a loose beer for lunch today

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

@unclefemale17 This explains the NYC earthquake. False alarm guys! Hope just had a Celsius earlier

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

@ERINODONNELLL Shower beer knows no age

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

Excited and blessed to be the personality hire of my soccer team.

[Tim Kollar @tdkollar]

@unclefemale17 https://t.co/SyJ46HTJLz