Conversation I had about a decade ago.
Him - "Which is better? Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones?
Me: "Books or the shows?"
Him - "Um ... the books."
Me: "Definitely Lords of the Rings."
Him - "What if I said the shows instead?"
Me: "In that case, Lord of the Rings."
All in agreement say so.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO GLOAT TO A DEAD ENEMY THAN A LIVE ONE. Sure, the dead one can’t look sad and defeated, but the corpse IS sad and defeated. Way, way better.