Dyler Todd

✨psych ward alumni ✨ just wanna be jacked and tan and juicy af.

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

Why TF am I paying for parking at the hotel where I’m already spending $300 a night to stay?!?!

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

The USA is so divided but as soon as we play a sport that we don’t care about against the World we become so patriotic lmaooo

[miles (mpp) @goldmanbear]

First of all, you make 12M a year

[Alison 🌾 @alison_renner]

Forget Bucees and In and Out bring the Europeans to the minor league baseball park lazy river

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

Send some Japanese women my way so I can show them this statement isn’t true

[FOX 4 NEWS @FOX4]

"TEXAS IS GOOD EVERYTHING IS BIG"

[⁸𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙧𝙚 @33643pts]

America won the stadium war lol Europeans are gassing NRG Stadium of all stadiums

[Lucas @Chase9WG_YT]

Today I finally achieved a lifelong dream

I bought a Camaro

But once I got my hands on it, I crashed it instantly

My mom said “Why did you do that?”

Little did she know…

I was paying homage to the man who's been crashing Camaros for half a season ❤️

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

@MCottenmyre77 If I woke up every morning and looked at you in the mirror I’d feel the same way

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Nathan 😀👍 @KensethFan17_20]

Intentionally wrecking the white Silverado that cut me off on the 401 in honor of KB

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

Asking the cop to put me in the middle of the backseat because I’m not allowed to sit by the window without my helmet on

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Repost today for a chance to win this Silver Boot Series #LuckHappens VIP Experience on May 25 from @TexasLottery!

Must be 18 or older to enter.

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

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[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

JIMMY BUFFET DONT LIVE IN KEYWEST ANYMORE

[Fanatics Sportsbook @FanaticsBook]

“You’ve never even mentioned horses before.”

Me from 6:57 PM to 6:59 PM this evening:

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Yelling obscenities at horses for 2 minutes is exhilarating

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how these noah kahan and kacey musgraves album drops back-to-back have me

[Dyler Todd @tdodd18]

Finally beat the Morgan wallen allegations just to move onto Riley green🙃

[Thottiest of Them All @ThottPockett8]

Me after listening to the new Kacey Musgraves album.