If you’re not content with cuddling up on the couch, binge watching shows, and demolishing some junk food while we get drunk together, stay away from me. That going out every single weekend is played out🙃🙃
Don’t get me wrong, seeing a girl all dressed up is cute. But nothing is sexier than your girl wearing nothing but one of your t shirts, lounging around the house looking like a snack🙃
You’re supposed to be your girls personal hypeman. Whether she sends you a booty pic or a selfie, you’re supposed to gas it up, send at least 7 emojis & act like it’s the sexiest pic you ever seen in your life🙃
Y’all better start treating your girl better before she ends up at my house getting treated like a queen, wearing nothing but one of my Tshirts, telling me how trash you are🙃😬
If we go on a double date & the other couple starts kissing in front of us, we gotta start fuckin. I’m competitive & if you ain’t, you’re not the one for me