See? This is what I’m talking about.
There is no way that Argentina are having such a high pass accuracy in this tournament.
The balls have a chip in them with a remote control that makes sure almost every time the Argentina players make a pass, it finds a teammate.
Rigged.
Why we are contractually obliged to support Argentina this Wednesday 🇦🇷🏴
We’ve prepared this official guide so every Scot understands why Argentina’s footballing success is, in several important ways, partly our fault.
Failure to comply would be disrespectful to 130 years of very selective history.