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@VonkLevi and then also designating themselves the ultimate gatekeeper of who is worthy of being admitted into the club thereafter

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@samstein is it hard to understand tho, unless you're continuing to be willfully obtuse?

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@kwelkernbc @MeetThePress he sure knew an easy mark when he saw it

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@AdsoOfBelk they would never pay what it would take to run that system today, which SAG, DGA, and WGA were all formed in reaction to.

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@Lucas_Shaw throwing full seasons down the binge hole everytime they drop is a dumb way to engage with viewers

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@DrewSav there are no "legit" threats from the left to any of these candidates in any of those states. pure hopium

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@jmart still shilling for Rahm lol

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@maxtmcc The Mall is fine. it's open green space, it' s not supposed to be Times Square. it's the rest of downtown that's just gotten overtaken by office buildings to the point of having zero character anymore

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@JimVandeHei u mad bro?

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@Weinsteinlaw *Republican* Presidents

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@ChrisMurphyCT yeah we know. what are Dems actually gonna do about it?

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@DRand2024 can't believe the guys who condemned the state to 50 years of stagnant assessment revenue might have wanted to keep fucking California over

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@JamesSurowiecki also, there are federal sentencing guidelines that almost certainly do not permit that great of an upward departure for "ideology" even if he could do it constitutionally

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@daveweigel yeah dance on that grave, Dave

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@archer_rs well maybe Labour (or any party) should actually stand up against Brexit for once instead of continuing to try and play both sides of the fence and failing like they have been for 10 years running

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@RonBrownstein i don't think that shows any growth at all. still just a bunch of consultant-speak word salad. the winning 2028 message should be "I'll plow any ballroom under on day one"

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@TinaBrownLM lol nah fuck that guy (both of them)

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@SamCKx the issue is Brexit was an all-time own goal that nobody in the country who wants to fix all the terrible effects of Brexit is allowed to actually say out loud

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@MappingFL sure but that would require Labour (or any party) to actually admit Brexit was a mistake and make undoing it job one on day one. until that happens, it's all just shuffling more deck chairs

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@jbillinson sure, YT was always the perfect platform for a background listen at the desk