These Damn Tales

just a cute and funny guy (people say so 😋)

|| Foodie || 2am thinker🙂 ||

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If you're planning to send a long heartfelt text to someone, DON'T.
I REPEAT, DON'T.

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I still do 2 × 1 using calculator just to make sure math didn't decide to change for some reason.

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Kabhi toxic, kabhi talk sick

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Girls be like “you know you're not going anywhere right” n end up being the ones leaving

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You're just another Bogie attached to her engine. Just focus on yourself bruh.

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If you give them a crown,
They will treat you like a clown.

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If her age is on the clock..
She will have to wait for the cock

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Aaj ka hustle hi toh kal ko success le kar aayega.

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Safar mein hai na mere dost, phir jahan bhi ja rha hai pure dil se jaana.

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Hum jaise kahan kisi ke dil ke dil mein baste hai,

Hum to vo shehar hai jo raaste mein padate hein.

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Be with someone who gives you the same feeling when you see your food coming at a restaurant.

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bitches be using vibrator at turbo speed and wonder why men can't make them cum. lmao that pussy is dead bro. i need jumper cables to revive it from the dead now.

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remember when as a kid you would walk w your parents and you have to practically run because you were so tiny compared to them? Good times

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“I rather see you unhappy with me than happy with someone else”

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Sis You don't have small boobs .. he just have bigger hands.

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Kabhi attention.. kabhi ghost
Kabhi block .. kabhi unblock
Kabhi relationship.. kabhi dost
Kabhi sex.. kabhi Ex

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"don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das not good"

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Girls be like "Pizza or momos? "

And then they will decide they wanna be wid u or not 🥴

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If trees could kill you, they wood.

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Studying in front of parents is different level of torture.