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[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

I would like to be the first person to congratulate Naz Reid on his future NBA championship with the Charlotte Hornets

[Kyle Theige @KyleTheige]

Karl-Anthony Towns getting a ring before Jimmy Butler brings me great joy.

Congrats KAT.

[ProPublica @propublica]

Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.

He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.
https://t.co/ywkwOgjVab

[Zito @_Zeets]

Congrats to Anne Hathaway

[etspaceman @etspaceman89]

All the talk about how Jaden McDaniels scored when the game of over. And yet one play prior, with the shotclock off, Murray sprints down the court to chuck a 3.

Dribble the clock out yourself if you're so offended by it.

[Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell]

the ABS system sits at the vexed crossroads of several highly charged dynamics in our collective life. successful challenges (by your team) feel amazing, like a long-awaited blow against capricious and unearned authority; but the overall existence (and putative infallibility) of ABS inevitably ignites anxieties about the superfluity of human judgement. and yet, the challenge system relies on human hubris, intuition, boldness, and risk. it's a very compelling encounter between populism and the machine.

[maxine.✦ ݁˖ @ahsokaskyber]

someone help me tell daniel pemberton that I did in fact cry and I did in fact feel all of those things

[🇳🇴 katie @Spooky_layne]

Broke: I love my country Minneapolis
Woke: I love my city of Minnesota

[Nebraska Cubbie @NebraskaCubbie]

My tax dollars better be used to fix that guys teeth

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

I am here for the inexplicable largemouth bass on the Team USA goalie’s helmet. Always be fishmaxxing, even in the Olympics.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they’re all like D+40

[nxthompson @nxthompson]

An extraordinary paragraph. https://t.co/4FH7q8XzSU

[Alec MacGillis @AlecMacGillis]

This is quite an exchange with @DavidAFrench about whether we are witnessing the emergence of a "dual state."

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Roger Goodell scripting a Sam Darnold - Drake Maye Superbowl to specifically torture me with the possible Vikings futures from alternate timelines

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

To be clear about what this depicts: An immigration officer threw a woman onto the ground. Alex Pretti, a registered nurse on scene as a legal observer, is filming and goes to help the woman up. He is then pepper sprayed and thrown to the ground for no discernible reason. Many officer surround and assault him; one removes his firearm, which police say appears to have been legally registered. They then execute him with a hail of bullets.

They are, objectively speaking, both cowards and criminals, while Pretti is what we teach people an American ought to be.

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

ICE is just going around executing people

[Peter Frase @pefrase]

Today allowed Minnesotans to do two of the things we do best: coming together in solidarity and smugly acting like it's no big deal to go out in extreme cold

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Imagine being a fat ICE agent and seeing this forecast