Tristen Walker

ETSU and ΣΑΕ Alum

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

When you ask Mr. Hammerhand to look after your 300 walnuts while you go grab lunch

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

???

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

i’m so so sorry but this is kind of cracking me up

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Not to mom shame but why are u letting the babies get mind controlled

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

“Injured? Good.”

[Bonnie fungus🐰🍄 @zombie_mustard]

Australian guy losing his virginity:

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

sorry i have to go . My gf just sprayed me with the spray bottle whcih means Bad

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

"wurst nightmare"

[Carson Breber @Carsobi]

A hung jury? All of em? Where do you even find 12 guys like that?

[ned! @nedsore]

Sometimes I think i was microwaved as a baby

[Rico 🎯 @RicoDontMiss]

Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster