Jordan

[#DumbTo @DumbTo]

The #Rockies should be a little rockier than this. #TBT

[Jordan @tduck]

"I want @steveaustinBSR to be my doula." -@MissBrownToYou while watching the #BrokenSkullChallenge

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Keep your filthy hands off my guns while I decide what you can & can't do with your uterus

[Jordan @tduck]

@madcanard I am, in fact, watching this right now

[Jordan @tduck]

Here we are at the bros' musical. Just me, Em, and Michael Bublé. (Seriously - he's right in front of us) #fb

[Paul Lazenby @MaulerMMA]

Damned if this dude isn't making a boatload of sense.

[Jordan @tduck]

What an inviting men's room. That's an old bed spring right there.... #brooklyn #believethehype #fb

[Brooklyn Brawler @brawlerreal]

#impressive win at #MITB. @StardustWWE and @Goldust #WWE

[Robert Picardo @RobertPicardo]

Got a call from an old girlfriend tonight.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

How to fruit

[Jordan @tduck]

Secret pool in the Mojave; Key's in LA. I love that this exists. Hey, @madcanard, there's a field trip idea for you! http://t.co/yG11UPXky1

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Rarely drop the F-bomb, but this warrants one. Stay tuned for a blog piece on this later today, posted on That Bl...

[Brian G. James @BrianRDJames]

I got you now @WWERomanReigns where you at?! Believe in Heavy Conditioner but beware of the Dogg! #OUDK

[Jordan @tduck]

Last tweet was @WilliamShatner and @altonbrown's delightful banter on the new web series, "Brow Bag Wine Tasting" http://t.co/RSh3NaZ2wF

[Jordan @tduck]

WS: "Give me the top half; you take the bottom half." AB: "All my life I've hoped that you and I could be in a place we you would say that."

[Jordan @tduck]

@MissBrownToYou Soon: requirements slideshows.

[Jordan @tduck]

Still on a high after finally beating FTL on easy yesterday. What can normal and hard possibly be like? #fb

[Jordan @tduck]

@pantophobe maybe the yeast got an infection

[Jordan @tduck]

@Creidhe but "lack of clarity is futile" doesn't have the same ring to it